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AltSol Fuel Biscuits THC 24.22%

Girl Scout Cookies & Gelato come together to make one of our most potent strains to date. This phenotype produces above-average terpenes and a heavy indica effect, making it one of our most popular strains here in Washington DC.

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Cookies PreRoll Blunt: Hollywood

1.2g Sugar Leaf Blunt by Alternative Solutions

Hollywood is a cross between Lemon Cherry Gelato and Runtz, two strains renowned for their potency and distinctive flavors.

Hollywood is a dynamic hybrid that melds the vibrant zest of fruit and sweet candy with the grounding essence of earthy undertones. It offers users a profound euphoria that touches both mind and body, making it a superb choice for those looking to elevate their overall experience and mood.

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Choof Choof: Dream Machine

A slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica / 40% sativa) crafted from a potent trio of Afghan, Indian, and Brazilian genetics. Celebrated for its deeply calming effects, this strain delivers a smooth cerebral lift that fosters happiness, mental clarity, and heightened sensory awareness—all without inducing paranoia. As the high deepens, a soothing body buzz takes hold, melting away tension and paving the way for restful sleep, making Dream Machine an ideal choice for evening relaxation or stress relief. This strain boasts a sweet, floral, and woody pine flavor, accented by subtle hints of earthiness. Its aroma mirrors the taste, offering an earthy and floral bouquet that becomes lightly spicy as the buds are burned.

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Stache Digital Display Slim Battery

The Slim Battery now has a digital screen!

With a 400 mAh battery with three different power settings [Low (2.8v), Medium (3.4v), High (4.0v)] the SLIM battery allows you to pick the setting thats right for you! With a double tap Pre- Heat function and a micro USB charger this is the perfect discreet on the go battery for you!

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Choof Choof: Sour Puss THC 16.49%

Sour Puss is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through a three-way cross of the powerful California Sour X Lemon OG X Critical strains. Named for its lip-puckering flavor, Sour Puss is one sativa that will have you feeling bright-eyed and energized in no time at all. This bud has a super sour citrusy lemon flavor with a tangy tropical grapefruit exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a lightly earthy overtone that intensifies the more that you toke. The Sour Puss high is just as eye-opening as the flavor, with bright effects that will get you up and moving in no time at all. You’ll feel the effects almost immediately upon exhale, smashing into your mind with an energizing feeling that has your mind active and running. As you find new heights of motivation and focus, your body will begin to settle into a state of pure calm and relaxation that won’t cause any sedation or sleepiness in the slightest

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Alternative Solutions Permanent Marker THC 30.39%

Discover ultimate relaxation with Permanent Marker, an Indica-dominant hybrid born from Biscotti x Jealousy x Sherbet BX. This exceptional three-way cross is your perfect companion for a laid-back afternoon or evening, offering a blissful escape from the daily grind. The high sets in after just a few tokes, and delivers a wave of lifted creativity and happiness that inspires artistic endeavors. As your mind soars, a slightly weighty sense of calm embraces you, promoting relaxation without overwhelming sedation. Ideal for managing chronic fatigue, PMS, depression, and stress, it also aids in relieving chronic pain and insomnia. Enjoy its sweet and sour fruity candy flavor with a citrusy diesel punch, and its spicy diesel aroma with sour citrus notes.

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District Cannabis PreRoll: Kush Mints

District Cannabis Single 0.5g Pre-Roll – Packaged In-House

Cross of Animal Mintz x Bubba Kush from Seed Junky provides a palate with earthy, sweet top notes and finishes with a signature intense minty exhale. An evenly balanced hybrid, Kush Mints permeates the body with deep relaxation and uplifts the mind – a go-to for those with chronic pain, nausea and appetite loss. Suitable in moderation for daytime, but high concentrations of THC often make it best for nighttime and experienced consumers.

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Cookies Cookies: Madrina THC 27.16%

Madrina is a Sativa dominant hybrid strain made from a genetic cross between Wedding Cake x Lemonchello. This is a potent and flavorful strain that packs a punch with its sugary, citrus and gas aroma.

Effects of Madrina may include feeling relaxed, happy, and creative.

Madrina can be a perfect strain for a creative brainstorming session, or for tackling that to-do list you’ve been avoiding. Its uplifting effects may help you feel motivated and focused, while its relaxing properties help you unwind.

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Pink Fox Pink Fox: Gummies: Peach Mango | 100mg THC

Gummies are here to take your edible game to the next level, bringing intense flavors, a perfect chewy bite, and a THC infusion that hits just right. Made with a silky blend of corn syrup, sugar, and coconut oil, these gummies come alive with custom flavors and a touch of vibrant color. Each bite-sized piece is finished in a sweet-sour coating for a tangy twist that keeps you coming back for more.Crafted for thrill-seekers who love their sweets with a side of adventure, these gummies are the perfect balance of sweet, sour, and seriously chill.

Dosage: 10mg THC per Gummies. 10 Gummies in a pack.

100mg THC per pack

INGREDIENTS: LIGHT CORN SYRUP (CORN SYRUP, SALT, VANILLA), WATER, GELATIN, COCONUT OIL, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, ALCOHOL, PROPYLENE GLYCOL, WATER, CITRIC ACID, MEDICAL CANNIBIS OIL, POTASSIUM SORBATE,
FOOD COLORING (WATER, GLYCERINE, FD&C RED #40, CITRIC ACID, SODIUM BENZOATE [AS
PRESERVATIVE])
CONTAINS: COCONUT

NOT VEGAN
GLUTEN FREE

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Cookies PreRoll Blunt: Ridgeline Lantz

1.2g Sugar Leaf Blunt by Alternative Solutions

Ridgeline Lantz: A meticulously crafted, award-winning cannabis strain born from the legacy of the Emerald Triangle, delivering an alluring blend of sweet candy and earthy pine notes in its dense, trichome-covered, purple buds.

CROSS:
Green Lantern X Ridgeline Runtz

When we talk legacy genetics, we mean real legacy genetics.

Generations of Humboldt breeding projects come alive with one incredible strain.

Reeking of sweet candy and earthy pine as soon as the seal is broken and sparkling with platinum trichomes on rigid, dense purple buds, Ridgeline Lantz is an heirloom cross of two Emerald Cup winners, Green Lantern and Ridgeline Runtz, that’s been honed by the family farmers at Ridgeline Farms over more than four years of breeding.

Perfected in the legendary Humboldt hills, we’ve brought the Ridgeline Lantz genetics to our expert indoor cultivation partners at Madcow to produce immaculate indoor runs of the new strain, while our fam back in the Emerald Triangle is getting ready to drop super terpy batches of sungrown Ridgeline Lantz.

“Let the world enjoy a strain that took me and my pops years to create,” Ridgeline Farms owner Jason Gellman said. “This amazing strain was created from the hills of Humboldt county where I grew up growing the plant since I was a kid. We’re looking forward to hearing the feedback from all the true weed smokers.”

Ridgeline Farms owner Jason Gellman is a second-generation Southern Humboldt County cannabis grower with a passion for the plant that shows through in every flower. The terps hit different on this side of the hill.

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AltSol Gelatti Mints THC 23.87%

Gelatti Mints is a Hybrid cannabis strain that is produced by breeding Gelatti with Kush Mints. Gelatti Mints’ lineage give it a gassy, pungent, minty flavor combined with the classic OG aftertaste. It’s long lasting high and thick dense nugs make it a highly coveted choice. This strain is often smoked to increase appetite, decrease pain, and is also very relaxing.

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AltSol Good Night PreRoll 5-Pack: Duct Tape

5-Pack of 0.35g prerolls by Alternative Solutions

A potent hybrid crafted from the legendary genetics of Original Glue (GG#4) and Do-Si-Dos. This balanced strain delivers dense, frosty buds accented with striking purple hues, making it as visually appealing as it is effective. Loved by experienced users, Duct Tape offers a deeply relaxing experience while sparking creative energy. Its bold, distinctive flavor and powerful effects have earned it a strong following in the cannabis community, making it a must-try for those seeking both depth and intensity in their flower.

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